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Jason exploring an introspective journey? What next, flying superheroes???

You seem to think I am taking that stance when my stance is 'accept any old shit and eventually something like abseiling into a launch party for a movie about emojis, and looking like a complete tit, is in the cards'.

'Yeah, I really loved her….she was my soulmate…'
'I'm so sorry to hear that…what was her name?'
'EEERRR' *shits pants*

'I don't know, I REALLY loved the old gal…throw on another mil?'

Saint Marie's version in particular is a real low point for her. A real Buffy-Low Soldier.

BUT EVERYONE WILL BE TALKING ABOUT CHAPTER THREE AND THEY NEED TO KNOW MY ILL-EDUCATED TOURISTY OPINION

The idea is telling children to ignore that garbage and grow up on the happy side that don't participate

If those movies were pleasant surprises, you might just like animated tie-in movies

Every since I read that interview where he was all 'Hard work is more important than talent' and 'I'm always working nonstop', I've been waiting for something like this to come along and bite his booty. The schadenfreude is delicious

aaaand goodbye

Did they learn nothing from Bee Movie?

Doesn't change the fact you're doing it tho

I'm only kidding, and honestly know very little about them. A girl told me she was a singer and played me some Counting Crows as an example of what she was into - that might be the only time I've ever heard them. But 'might' is definitely the operative word, that was some generic business

Counting Crows have 'better' and 'worse' songs? I assumed it was all a part of the same vague mist

Has anything happened to prompt this outside of one allegation made by someone on an internet message board?

I have no horse in this race, but when two parties are having a discussion, and one party is writing detailed posts, and the other is just linking stuff, it leads me to believe the latter is just blindly believing the stuff in the links they post

Lunch cracks me up, I had an apple yesterday

Watch rich and famous people eat amazing food in countries you can only dream of visiting! Wait, where are you going? Did I forget to mention they will be whining about their love lives too?

I'll never understand the appeal of an eating contest