All I remember is the rampant, crushingly unsubtle product placement, and being very bored. It seemed to be entirely devoid of any sort of love (or even mild interest) from everyone involved

Hahaha great, did you stand up and explain to everyone it was an ironic chuckle?

You understand maybe half of the point

I saw Philadelphia when I was a kid and didn't understand that joke. I still don't, but I'm glad to see someone else remembers it

What if someone makes a joke, and then someone else is like 'Hey, aw boo.' and the original guy is like 'Oh yeah I hadn't considered that' as opposed to 'I'm going to bend under pressure'?

'anti-comedy' is meant to mean 'set-up like a joke, then the humour comes from the fact it isn't a joke'. Perhaps the definitive joke of all time is an anti-joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?

America doesn't have the 'or-ange-sher-bert' scene???? Whhhhaaaaaaattttttt??????

Die Another Day is legitimately one of the worst movies I've ever seen, I mean in personal terms and on a technical level. It is utterly indefensible. It's existence is a problem

I can't think of one episode of one show that does this on Adult Swim, got any examples? I can think of a very popular, lowest common denom show that did A LOT to promote it, and probably still falls back on it to this day. Can you guess what it is?

Hahaha christ, that sounds amazing. Was she pushing a shopping cart full of everything she owns?

Yeah, don't loads of people play guitars and sing? Rolling Stones need to get over it, you can't 'own' a note, man

There's worse epitaphs

What if 1 mil was tied up in some sort of elaborate bet that will play out over the next 5 years?

That's a kidney stone!

Thanks to Google/Youtube, all the references I never understood as a kid are now within my grasp. For example, whereas 'Where's the Beef?' is a line spoken by an old lady in an advert, did you know 'I've fallen and I can't get up' is a line spoken by an old lady in an advert?

Just like the 'Where's the Beef?' lady

That's what baby Groot keeps saying in China

Simple and pretentious eh? Not bad. In your world i'm sure your opinion is enough to prove your point all the time, but it's not that way for everyone

B-but I spent all afternoon setting up a hate group!

So? Like you're so great