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It was brave of you to keep wearing the tshirt. I suppose you couldn't help but to keep brandishing the tattoo

Looking forward to a dour I4H. RIP

You had me at 'bra free'

Who?

Woah, what are they? Multiple charges? Surely not the Gawker rumour?

Still at it huh?

That's Dangermouse's career to me

lying his way into a vagina will not cease his angry bitterness one iota

Your friend is still correct, vote with your wallet etc. It's all very well saying 'yeah well yours is probably shitty too', but you KNOW yours is, so why continue?

The chances of two unrelated people that enjoyed Party Down being in the same room together are astronomical

I should not have read the description for that at work, it sounds relentless. Now seeing if I can buy it nearby

Cherry beer is so good. When I went to Belgium I would have one to temper all the other ridiculously strong/fortifying Belgian beers. The locals said it's a girl's drink, but I don't care due to this: its deliciousness

It should be the nectar TO the nitwit, ya dunce!

What kind of self-respecting sci-fi author would introduce his Exogorth to the Sarlacc of anyone but a true believer?

I bust this out all the time. I've given up trying to think of something as funny as 'Scrotum Phillips', so I just use that. The day someone recognizes it, we shall be wed, regardless of standing or gender

Yeah, he should lie about something he is passionate about to have sex with strangers, there's not enough of that kind of positivity around

I had to move back to my parents for a year in 2009/2010, and I remember trying to torrent this show using their internet connection at the time. It took about 3 weeks. Worth it though! Fave episodes are Celebrate Ricky Sargulesh, and I have a soft spot for thesp-silliness so I also like Not on Your Wife Opening Night.

I'm gutted that Jerry might not be in it anymore, he's by far my favourite character

Serious question: What is wrestling, in this sense? Does the same guy that enjoys choreographed fighting men dressed as sofas on Halloween also enjoy ersatz E!-style marriage gossip?

If you are a cynical curmudgeon that relies on general misery (your own and others) in order to feel something, you can go to the effort of downloading an extension that will show down votes. Source: I have it