Wait, who said deep dish pizza is a quiche? Let's mock that guy

Good reasoning

AV Club: yesterday's Reddit, today

I would be fine with it if it were called 'pizza quiche'

I truly believe it closer to a quiche: it's crust surrounding open-topped ingredients. Sub the eggs for passata and it IS quiche. Actual pizza has 0 dish participation, so 'deep dish' is redundant

Going by that logic, hot pockets are pizza. Can you not see the issue, given your distaste for Reubens and Chicago hotdogs being named differently?

The script has been knocking around since forever. It recently hit a snag regarding sensitivities surrounding the 'Cherry Clan' characters

Speaking of Beets and tofu,

my weed smells like weed and gasoline

You sold me on it. I'll add it to the list of foods to pine over

This is all fine, but everything about it screams 'worse pizza'…pizza is already fast and delicious and light, turning it into a greasy, time consuming 'challenge pie' doesn't make it more appealing for me. Having said that, it's sunny outside, I'm sure I'd feel differently in winter

'I wouldn't say that…'

Yeah, the one I tried doesn't sound like that at all. The caramelized crust was not present, and the filling was honest to god just cheese…it was super dry

Hmm I dunno, I can definitely see hints of his citrus past

Judging by the one I had a few weeks ago, it's for people that want to eat lots and lots of flavourless cheese and pastry. it was really gross. But maybe they are not doing it right! What should a Chicago pizza be like, really? A cheese pie?

So a wet, reeking, nearly-flavourless sponge, soaked in cheap, sweet 'hot' sauce?

Truly it is more bolognese than chili…

Have you ever seen the movie Society? It immediately sprung to mind

It's quite a leap to think 'Gosh, my grandson looks like Hey Arnold…I know, I'll make some candies that taste like lemon because his head looks like a lemon.' And what did his kid think to this?

Now the effort is not in affixing slime to kernels, but rather convincing an increasingly-cynical public that 'virtual toys' are in any way an acceptable equal to toys. And in swinging public opinion back around to 'molasses will not murder you' after this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…