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Electric Sports Bra! Electric Sports..hm..sorry! Sorry..

Cool illo Nick

My concern with the switch is that the joycons basically make the device not portable, or at least the console requires a small bag to lug around now

Robin Thicke??

Conebutts was the one redeeming sketch

I'm guessing Princess Raccoon is actually referencing tanukis, in which case my mind drifts, as it so often does, towards massive testicles. Do they feature in Princess Raccoon?

Ah, you aint got the cock for it

I think you got the Japanese edition

Pole Position you say? Time for one of the best commercials ever made!

Yeah, I'm really into them now, this article made me go look at a bunch

Why must people always compare these two

Smashmouth must be filled with a bewildered gratitude when they consider Nickelback keep copping the heat for shitty 90s bands

Upvoted to the moon for 'shrill toe-curler'

Eh? I don't remember that at all

This post was funny, then I googled the movie. Now it's really funny

..and starring in genie movies, according to the chronically mistaken

What did Max Payne 1 do to you?

The reason here being small-minded jealousy, penis envy and the resultant rampant criminal vandalism, leading to the loss of Tesla's work?

WWOOAAH IIII'M THE CULT OF PERSONALITY