Luke-warm take:

I think it’s misleading to describe Weezer as a “modern” band

Am I the only one who can’t tell the difference between the Weezer version and the original on most of these songs? I’m all for covers that bring something new to the table, but this just seems boring and shallow. Clearly genre changing songs like No Scrubs and Billy Jean feel slightly different from the originals,…

Take your enlightened centrist malarkey elsewhere.

Counterpoint: shut the fuck up. The Republicans controlled both chambers for two years. It’s this important now? More important than paying TSA and Coast Guard employees, who are also part of border security?

I really like that afterlife is using sensible date and time formats. None of that American, start in the middle with month thing. And 24 hour time.

The could call it...CBS?  

Just to give you nightmares, here’s a legit shot from the movie.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

My dad was in TV and met/hung out with/interviewed nearly anyone who was a celeb in the 70s and 80s. Chase must have made quite an impression on him: normally unfailingly polite, it was the only time I heard Dad refer to anyone as an “ass” after an interview.

My friend’s dad pulls that crap all the time. Some years ago, at the friend’s 30th birthday party, we were chit-chatting, and the topic turned to a roast he had recently made when he was over there for dinner.

An elderly, gentlemanly robber with a middle-aged gang, who has a surprisingly sexy late-in-life fling with a similarly-aged woman, and who also has a determined detective on his track who almost seems to admire him? And it’s based on true story? This could be a description of the 1982 Canadian film The Grey Fox,…

I’ve been listening to all the Steely Dan albums lately (up through Gaucho), and here’s my very unscientific ranking from bottom to top:

Speaking as a huge Beatles fan, I still think I’d rather live in the universe where it was the Kinks who set down the template for what a rock band could do for the next 5 decades.

I just feel bad for all those drummers who died and will never get their share of the profits ;)

Having reviewed the amended complaint and accompanying evidence, the judge asked herself how much more guilty could the defendant be? And the answer is none. None more guilty.

This is all well and good, but Emmett Otter is still an underrated classic. So let's focus on the important things.

The AV Club’s stock has fallen precipitously in the last few years, but one thing I can always rely on them for is to remind why I stopped reading comics: Every story takes two years to go nowhere.

Nah, the solution isn’t for the bullied to learn how “to give it back.” The solution is for people not to be assholes in the first place.

I guy in front of me kept repeating the punchline of every joke in The Avengers right after everyone had already laughed. That’s my fucking memory forever!