Yup, and a populace who made producing reality shows an insanely successful business.

They’re usually pretty good at displaying the idiocy themselves. The patch can just be the blue checkmark.

I saw CPI and instantly just thought the acronym stood for “Crack Pipe Index” based on my extensive reading of Jalonik, and hence, stopped reading after that point to then leave a comment.

People care about how dangerous bikes are, but not enough to stop texting while driving...

Frankly at this point who would go buy a naked bike from Harley? Or an adventure bike? Or a sport-touring? Even if they made them, the market is already saturated with choices, it’s a tough proposition.

you’re supposed to smoke the crack after you read the article.

Or worse... Getting impaled in the face by a ball hitch while having a set of truck nutz slapping your chin.

Fixing the small truck rules under CAFE to match reality would be a good step towards encouraging smaller cars.

like teal? Check out these beauts.

Nah, that would be silly as that’s obviously not that part of your take that is progressively biased.

Well so much for Jalopnik... this used to be an objective place with interesting automotive news and stories. We get it, the entire G/O media group is on the left and hammers visitors with progressive hot takes daily, but c’mon please keep Jalopnik free of garbage takes like this. Gizmodo was lost ages ago, but now J…

The Jeep Quicksand concept.

If Ford was giving out gas cards that said they had $500 on them but turned out to have $0, I’d write that up, too. Tesla makes some fantastic cars, and they also sometimes do shit like this. You as a car enthusiast have a right to know what’s going on. That’s why I’m telling you.

I highly recommend Amica.

When I was 18 years old and stupid, I would be cheering the cannonball on. Now 45 years old and a little less stupid, I absolutely hate it and they should change the statute of limitations so these guys would stop doing this and endangering the public.

No, it doesn’t.

I think the idea that it’s somehow worse to do this during the coronavirus is quite wrong—yes, a crash will pull resources away from the virus, but a crash during “normal” times could very well kill a family or other innocent roadgoers. Minimizing the risk of that kind of incident seems to at least balance the…

These records are all stupid.  Please stop reporting on them so they can go away.

I clicked for boobs. I watched the clips for boobs. I did not read a fucking bit of it because words are not boobs. Is this the girl who started “Ok Boomer”? If so, this is not the path I would have taken afterwards, but whatever.

Really?