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@boognish: @6street: Yes Gregg Doyel is a douche, but don't break your back bending over to kiss Danica's ass.

@wonkydonky: -So THAT's what F1 drivers use!!!

That sound is like a bunch of 18-year-old Humpback Whales playing in their own shred-metal band.

If a genetically male human can be made to look like a lady in Bangkok Thailand, then a woman can do well in F1.

May the Schvarts be with you...

Oh, fuck me. Thank -God- there isn't another supercar out there with a goofy name like ... Engelbert Gumperdinck, -I mean Koeenigggssseeggggegegegegegeg....

@Claystil: I don't know if that would work. Remember, they would all be ground to the ~same grain size & be measured by weight at most big coffee places. Home users would do it by volume (scoops), though.

How many Italian police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Ethel, call me. Even now; seriously.

Needs More Turbo, like 1 for each cylinder.

@Novaload:(<-The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.)

Enough with the foreplay, Sultan!! -Abandon your platoon of white slave girls and Just get Elizabeth and Margherita into the sack and bang away.

@6street: WOW! -Sharp eyes. They did. The front looks about ~25mm lower than the stock pix I've seen.

hmm... -needs 4 more spoilers

Filtering the cheap stuff 4-8x through a Brita will make it taste a bit better, especially Vodka.

I love jalopnik because:

I always get a tear in my eye when Bruce Willis says, "Yippee Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!"