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Can be good for writing, too.

Sweet Greasy Jeezus! Aston FINALLY does 100hp/liter in a car more expensive than an E46 M3. There is a God after all!

@sliderule: -It's true, most Saudi women have massive chin spoilers.

@duckbutter: I agree. Old B5 S4 (~'01). You're prob. going to have to replace/rebuild the turbos anyway, so swap for bigger ones. Get the bi-pipe mod, so the boots no longer fail and ruin them.

HR is mostly staffed by robotic idiots.

Usually when someone asks you any of the Interview 101 or Psych 101 questions, it's an indicator they don't know what the hell they're doing, how to interview, or even what the exact job is about.

I've heard of similar things to this before.

-'YOU LIKE ME!!!! YOU REEALLY LIIKE MEE!!!!' (cries self silly with Jalopnik titanium alloy connecting rod COTD trophy)

This one's not bad:

R8

@ww2db.com: What are some of the other tricks You've found?

"The path of the righteous driver is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the hondas and the tyranny of evil toyotae. Blessed is the Stig, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the jalops through the valley of volkswagens, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost torque. And I will

Isn't lingonberry a Swedish thing?

These were nice:

It gets worse/better:

-Old enough to join my Hareem of Lamborghini booth babes, I hope???

Melatonin, baby!!

@junyo: Fucking well said!