Hmm... Needs more Murderface.

-Suprised she's not from Staten Island instead of just Lawng Oisland.

The Furai.

@al_beaton: @pauln:

?Is that "Intern Blog" supposed to be a more finely-crafted Dig at ze Jalop than the rest of their shellfish-oriented State Fair Cotillion site?

So weird. I was looking forward to a Galant Redo after seeing what they did with the Lancer/Evo.

God Bless America!

I agree on the thrift store thing. -If you can find something that's not too badly outdated.

Please, someone tell me that this whole week is the "Punk'd" special for car blogs.

Just as long as the carbon in the spinning tires doesn't create some kind of magic static electricity field phenom that ends up playing back the music via the ECU and using the body panels as giant speakers.

Too late for you, TDG.

Now just throw Tawny Kitaen on the hood and have her do... -whatever it is she does these days. :D

Ford: The Hattori Hanzo of carmakers!

@944turb0: Praizze JEEEZUSS-AH!

@waynecramp: Ultimate Sleeper: [www.autoblog.com]

Unfortunately, the current M5 does not have the pop-out wings and pneumatic vault-jacks that the original Mach 5 did. They might have just flown over the trees, otherwise.

YUK.

@cardesignmike: I agree that us Jalops are all mostly PhD. material.

@POLAR: Ho-leee Jeebus! Polar, tell me she had some sort of sun-deprived stripper double for that shot and it's a photoshop.

"The Gentle Art of Verbal Self Defense" by Suzette Haden Elgin is probably a better reference than Morrissey's Blog entry.