i’m a dude, so just assume all of ‘em.

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Holy shit! That was the most fun I’ve ever had at a professional sporting event! Everyone lost their minds after the second goal once the Sharks were back into it, then when they scored the equalizer to quickly people were going nuts: high fiving, hugging, crying in the aisles, a fat lady barfed in her purse, I’m…

As a traditionalist, I'm just glad the Cup will stay in its ancestral homeland for another year.

To think we would get Endgame, the big Night King battle, and a game 7 Toronto loss all in the same week.

This is sort of the reverse sequence of the time when a kid beat me up in 3rd grade, and my older brother found out about it and went after that kid’s older brother, and that older brother beat the shit out of my older brother.

Yes, that’s sadly far more likely than Schiano suddenly coming to the realization that he needs to spend more time at a generic megachurch in the company of the family he’s never done anything other than neglect.

SInce he wrapped himself in Jesus, it is either an affair and/or sexual assault.  Right out out of the Playbook man.  “I need more time with Jesus” is step one of like a 7 step plan.

I guess Faith isn’t that uncommon, but I’m struggling to figure out how this guy met a stripper named Family. 

Do you want The Day After Tomorrow? Because this is how we get the Day After Tomorrow. 

I’m expecting Irving and Durant to stand at center court at MSG, announce it’s a new era in Knicks basketball, and the scoreboard crashes down on top them.

The Knicks will be flying high when they sign him and Durant, and then three days into training camp the leaks will start about how much they hate each other, and the team will win 11 games.

Look, BBC America NEEDS that airtime for airing reruns of that iconic British show, Star Trek Voyager.

They had one or two concepts that would have sold well, the Avista and this Avenir concept would have made a kick ass Park Avenue.

I grew up in Vermont, I now live a 30 minute drive from Raleigh. I’ve been to Canadians games, Rangers games, Bruins games, and a few Sharks games. All world class environments for hockey (even San Jose, honest!).

This seems like the NFL was really worried about what evidence would have came out to the public. 

Stupid stance trend needs to die. 

then throws a drink out the window at me. In retrospect, dude was dangerous, and I should have let him in.

Man, Fresno would be so perfect for them. When I think Fresno, I think Raiders neck tattoo. They should move there and call off the move to Vegas to stay in a city that so perfectly encapsulates the team and its fans.