You forgot to add Katharine McPhee, since her list of enemies is "Anyone the husbands of my pals have fucked".

This. My body looks very similar as well. And while I love my body and my looks (I stare in any reflective surface I can find, ha) there's this voice in my head that says "others will never love it". And it makes me sad because I want someone to find me as beautiful as I find myself (huh, that sounds narcissistic…

I mean, that's nice and all, but I am a "real" woman and I am covered in stretch marks, scars, and cellulite. So we need to go one step further and really look at plus size bodies in real life and what they look like and what women's insecurities might be!

Where did I belittle him? Justin Bieber is the Biebs no matter how dickish he gets. He has done many dickish things outside of racist jokes. I'm sure it gives him extra Biebspower.

Glad someone brought it up, and this is typical with racist people. They'll say black people are violent criminals, and yet if you look at their criminal history, it's no different than the so-called "common black".

He told two black jokes. After the first one, and after he was told not to do it anymore, he continued anyway. He's racist.

When I talk about white people saying racist shit in their homes while being polite and smiling through their teeth at minorities while in public, this is exactly what I'm referring to. This video does not surprise me one bit. Where is my patented Jack Sparrow pic?

I mean, we poop in the house.

No, cats have GUILE. They've already shit on your carpet, but they did it secretly and vengefully after you put the carcass of the rotisserie chicken in the trash before they were done lusting after it. They shit on the part of the carpet that you can't see, so you'll eventually find it through scent alone.

Cat people who's pets use their litter boxes and then walk across their kitchen counters, eating surfaces, etc.

Yeah that's what I don't understand about the stereotype that cat people are introverts and dog people are extraverts. I was always a dog person, I loved them from as early as I can remember, but I am an extreme introvert and very anxious. The dogs I've had have helped me so much with these issues. I actually really…

PBS showcased a documentary about dogs and how freaking smart they are. There was one dog that, if showed a picture of a particular object (any object), he would go and retrieve that object from the next room. That's huge. The dog understood that the photo was a representation of an actual thing, and not just a piece…

Most studies have suggested that dogs are actually the smarter species: here

I shouldn't argue, as you're probably just anti-cat trolling, but some interesting points:

A) Some cats do their business outside.
B) Not all cat litter boxes consist of dirt/litter/dust.
C) People who have cat litter boxes can also "quickly scoop it up in a bag and trash it." Just like not all people train their dogs…

Yup, exactly. I like dogs, but prefer to have cats, as they're much lower maintenance. Cats are less demanding, quieter, and less chaotic overall than dogs, and take a lot less time commitment.

Yup. I may get a dog of my own some time in the future, but they are so much work compared to cats! Especially as puppies where you need to train them, teach them manners, socialize them, take them out for exercise, deal with teething, and then endure the teenage years that can last up to two years where they 'forget'…

"It is an animal. An unpredictable animal that can and will harm *actual* people and other animals, at its will."

Now that my work is done I can rest!

I am a "dog" person without a dog. But I adore them because 1) they like me! Dogs like EVERYONE and that's adorable. 2) they don't make me sneeze and want to rip my eyes out.