I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

That game right up there in the header image. I love Persona but I just can’t seem to push through P5 and it’s all that damn cat’s fault. Stop forcing me to go to bed, goddamnit, I’ll be the judge of when I’m tired.

All of the underlords are just Underlord wearing different wigs.

Wow, missing the point. 

Last guy could have named his cat Kitty Purry, and if nothing else, he would have dominated the star count at Jezebel’s “Saturday Night Social” thread.

Eunuchlehead, Vrabel.

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

Well, there would be a 50% better chance of running into the same player again, compared to how it is now...

Sounds like how I used to play games with girls in college. I’d try to do team deathmatch on TimeSplitters 2 or team up in Smash Bros, then they’d start getting confident and want to 1v1 me. Then they’d get mad at me for taking it easy on them so I’d ramp it up a bit and then they’d get mad because I fucking owned…

The plot of this movie is actually a murder mystery - the opening scene is Rey and Finn coming finding R2D2 and C3PO in a room in the main rebel base, but R2D2 has been dismantled and damaged beyond repair. The film then follows the heroes as they try to track down R2's killer, only to be killed themselves, one by…

This took a turn I did not foresee.

J'von McCormick is one seasoned player.

I know snark is your stock in trade, but perpetuating the myth that cellphone “radiation” is remotely similar to actually-dangerous ionizing radiation like X-rays and gamma rays is stupid. Please stop it.

He also asked if there was a lab requirement to the course.

Sick and tired of reading about all these rich, old guys getting off. 

The proposed deferred prosecution agreement calls for completion of an education course about prostitution

Tough crowd lol. 

“Wait this is college football, what are these, uh, freakishly massive sharecroppers doing here? Also why is that tall viking person warming up on the sidelines by doing baseball throws with a football?”

I suspect too many are dead to even start the game.