Smart lady. No one in their right mind moves to Virginia or anywhere in the middle Atlantic.

Connaisseur......

#BREAKING: #BREAKING #BRAKING

“You’re not ‘old’ enough to get that call Cam. I’d give that call to an ‘old’ quarterback like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady or Andrew Luck or Ryan Tannehill or Nick Foles or Johnny Manziel, or Flacco, or Julian Edelman if they call his number for a passing play, but never to a ‘young’ guy like you or Michael Vick or…

I feel for Jones, though. I really do. He’s such a troubled young man, clearly haunted by ghosts, and doesn’t know where to turn or how to get away from them...

A Tootsie Pop fits all those descriptors and is technically a food.

You're going to brag about having an iPhone when you literally have a fucking TIME MACHINE??

[dying]

Why are you not boxing the same person you’re playing chess against? This seems very much like they saw you coming.

He could have just waved.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

This is not an Invoker

This person is so wrong! “whore shit” is not a thing ever. I expected the comments section to just be 100 variations of your comment.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think that person actually believes the phrase is “Whoreshit” and not “Horseshit” rather than simply being a matter of pronunciation. That person is very wrong, but it definitely changes my approach to the word...

Is it “whore shit” or “horse shit”? I’ve always gone with “whore shit” myself, it just sounds nastier. Been confused about this for years though.

Your a delight!

Loots like its time for DotA: The Board Game.

You know, I have to say I really hate the Southerner bashing. I've met more than my fair share of loony tunes in Cali. After all San Fernando valley is the home of the porno industry. Just saying....

Right in the...?

Glad to see Scooter taking this in stride, but it would have been a lot more fitting if he had moped.