True, but you didnt answer the question...

Vermouth is actually not a great recommendation unless you are hosting a party imminently or drink martinis/manhattans/etc regularly. It's a fortified wine, so it goes bad unless you have a decent wine preservation system. You've got to use that half-bottle every month or two. That's a lot for anyone in this audience…

And a craic addiction.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

The way "Front-Running Douchebag" just rolls off the tongue is beautiful with the only problem being that he's not running in front of anyone or anything, literally or figuratively.

THIS FAT ASSHOLE

That comes with practice and training your voice. Seldom to people start singing on key, and even a lot of professional singers have trouble hitting notes fairly often. Watch your favorite singers' live performances, or to name a few popular artists, Rihanna, Adam Levine, and Ellie Goulding are good examples of…

The SEC deserves 4 teams in the top 5.

As opposed to FSU, who apparently has enough institutional control to make a felony go away?

I mean, its like playing "just the tip" with the south.

I went to urgent care a few years back for an issue, but the only guy available was mostly a pediatrician.

I hate this rule. Fumble it out at the 1, retain possession at the 1. Fumble it into the endzone, LOSE possession! WHAT!?