This dude is committed to his bit, I'll give him that.

You said you'd stop borrowing my fucking hat without asking, Burt.

As opposed to a rich performer who couldn't be bothered to do her job?

If that's the case then she needs to take some time off and get her shit straight. Everyone has stress and they don't lash out when they do wrong. Actually in my 41 years of life I have never been to a concert where the performer was late except for once. And that was Edie Brickell, she apologized profusely for being…

Why, because I actually expect people to behave like professionals in whatever they're doing?

Isn't it funny how when it's someone else's time and money people are willing to spend it?

If I'm paying you money, and you don't meet the schedule you agreed to, then you're reneging on a promise.

Team audience. Show up and act like a professional.

I can't wait for the scene where he really, really hopes that he'll eventually inspire Kanye West.

#womenagainstfeminism

And

This too:

I am just going to leave this right here for anyone else who needs it:

Hospitaliano.