To heck with it, I'm feeling expansive and uncynical. Congrats to both moms!

When I was a teenager, my grandfather (my mom's dad) started suffering from dementia and came to live at our house for a few years. It was a nice time being with him, but it was also sad, watching him decline. The dementia went mostly as expected; strangely misplaced items, general confusion. But there was one really…

I was staying in a hotel last year and was up working very late into the night. Finally, around 3 or 4am, I turned off the light and tried to get some sleep. The thing is, as soon as I did, I heard breathing. Rhythmic breathing, coming from the corner of the room. I tried to pretend it was the heater or a noise…

Okay,

It's coming from inside your butt!

I once heard a ghost fart.

You DO know her filmography extends beyond The Help, yeah?

um.

Yeah, no, it's not sexist to suggest women should have somewhat proportional representation in the media and should have roles that are as dynamic as men's roles. Actually, the opposite of that is sexist.