Mr. Freeze!

Benghazi is a dish best served cold

the Film Actor's Guild!

porn actresses dry up after 40 as well

the hardest working woman in show business

'The Hitcher' was a laugh riot

don't use the IN word

and no drinking tequila off Selma Hayak's leg either.

this ain't her first rodeo

Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu!

the bad guy looks just like Elric, why not just make an Elric movie?

SNL most over rated show ever. Carol Burnett or In Living Color have way more laugh out loud humor in retrospect. SNL the baloney of comedy choices: you get dicks, lips, and eyelids.

we will always miss you Robin. nano - nano!

but he's so ronery, so ronery

V'Ger must evolve.

r u any relation to Capt. Tuttle, purple heart recipient from the 4077th?

Team America was right, Hollywood is a bunch of pussys, North Korea are assholes (and I'm a dick)

Broken hearts are for assholes

take that Hans Brix!

the Kilted Commando!