Ross had so many of the funniest parts!

That was great... Unagi! Piiiivot! The leather pants. New Year's Eve dance routine. Any flashback with him. All great stuff.

I got a string (technically a necklace) of battery powered Christmas lights and some tinsel. I'll be sporting that next weekend. I can't wait.

I am SO going to wear beard lights to a Christmas party this year! Thank you for the idea!

I vote we call her "Kevin June" or even better, "Mama Malone."

Her legs are approximately 4 feet long, and even she looks like she has stumpy legs in them. No thanks!

Who Is Jaden? We Are All Jaden. We Are All Born With Limitless Potential Like The Wind Roaring Across The Ocean.

Why Doesn't A Bike Stand Up On Its Own? Babies Are Born Timeless But Are Gradually Warped Into Robots. I Am Going To Make An Album Of The Stars Crying For Their Stolen Futures. My Head Is On Fire.

Happy birthday! I miss the bay area, and have a safe trip. I think it's supposed to rain up there!

This might work with a black cast and a sleazy fake white boyfriend. Presenting for your consideration:

Hmmmm...do we *really* want to waste a perfectly good pie like that? Maybe it should be a cabbage & asparagus smoothie or something.

I am so glad that they are getting the support they need now. Better late than never! I think I will go on a walk too... maybe the sunlight will help... but probably not. Here is a baby otter to help:

I'm the same way. I LOVE the movies and sat through a full three-movie marathon (I even left a meeting early for the 2pm showtime... dedication, man). But yeah, I'm hoping that the last part redeems itself, because this one was just not doing it for me.

Here on out I'm calling these "wallet cleanse" no matter what the food item is.

great, another Kardashian, they are like Spaceballs.

Brava! Sadly all too true. I have no clue what the solution is.

People are too stupid to understand though. The proof is in the comments and the fact that this article was written in the first place.

I saw one of those oval stickers on the back window of a car the other day- it said ACK and all I could think of was it was a real Cathy fan. Then I thought Holy shit does anyone even know what Cathy is anymore? Thank you for answering that burning question. Bathing suits though! Amirite?