There’s nothing subtle about a Viper or Corvette banging around the track faster than any given British or German equivalent. Shock and Awe.

You’re so misinformed it’s comical.

I know Alex (photo credit) personally and I can tell you one thing:

Is there a way to block Mike Fahey from my Kotaku feed? Seriously every post he makes, I sigh out audibly before I even realize it’s him.

I’m from Houston. Met this guy in “MEXICO WINK WINK” and without his icebox prep team and full boost on, my C6Z06 kept up on his chin. So much for $49,999.

You’ll probably die of salmonella before I die of bullet wounds.

If the inverse should ever happen, then yes. I’ll do as much damage as I possibly can to whoever threatens my way of life.

Oh so 7.62x39 and 7.62x54R are totally ineffective against our troops? Thank you master combat tactician. I will lay my weapons down now.

Noted. Large throbbing penis in our military’s ass.

I’m significantly better trained than any haji with an AK taking pop shots at our boys in the Helmand Province. Or do you actually think that they’re equipped with anything more than small arms and IEDs? You’re sadly mistaken.

Tell that to every single insurgent with a cap gun in Iraq and Afghanistan that has been a nail in our military’s ass for the last 14 years. *mic drop*

That was the first swap. swapped to chevy shortly after.

What they don’t tell you is that there’s a Chevy 350 in that Nissan.

Fixed it for you.

It’s satisfying to see that the video card I bought in early 2013 (GTX780) is still only 25% slower than the top-end halo cards of today. $350 well spent. I don’t see any new games coming out soon that will require an upgrade either.

On the other hand, there is now a heavily discounted “SHOW ROOM MODEL” C7 Z06 for sale. I’m getting out my checkbook.

This headline is false. I just bought Ghost Recon for 2.49 last night.

Will be removed ASAP and replaced with solid metal bushings. Why? Because racecar.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it doesn’t get any more beta-male than this.

My 2006 PS3 is just fine and/or dandy. I can’t remember the last time I actually had to clean one of my consoles. I guess the air purifier works.