Like I haven't heard that a hundred times growing up.

Reading/watching Harry Potter has to be up there.

Only the right kind of white people.

Black Puppets Matter!

I'm Snoke!

How would you like to write for the AV Club?

You mean he will become a Daily Kos poster?

AV Club 10 months ago: Trump's brand name has no impact on the success of the businesses he sold it to! He should get no credit for their successes!

This blatantly rips off my own line of Transphobic Coloring Books!

"Serving" in the very loosest definition of the word, I suppose.

Piledriving Miss Daisy

That bird is going to be really laying out the gay!

Translation: GLAAD doesn't want to have to look for a real job.

Needs more Fett.

ALF is back! In Porg form!

It was the late 90s. Lucas thought it was what all the younglings were into.

Because Disney hates us.

Achtung is the new Jedi Homeworld? Tython disagrees!

I don't think even McCain would call himself a great person.

I am SHOCKED that McCain isn't wholeheartedly embracing the same progressive sentiment that called him an evil, about to die, Nazi arch-conservative nine years ago!