Correction, apparently he is a product of the Canadian system and ineligible to represent Poland internationally anyway. He did play in Poland during the lockout though.

Wolski is as Canadian as Petr Nedved though. Good for him I suppose, the Polish team won’t be qualifying for the Olympics for at least another 8-12 years and maybe he’ll take his experience to teach/inspire back in Poland later.

I’m married with a kid. I still have 0 interest in tracking my wife, and she has 0 interest in tracking me.

So tracking a phone to see if your spouse is still at work instead of just calling/texting them? Also, am I the only husband that calls my wife when I am leaving work to let her know and see if I need to stop at the store? Tracking somebody seems bad no matter the circumstance.

Trent Reznor disagrees with you:

“turn off location tracking on your phone if you already have it on, and say “wow, yeah, those things are weird, wonder how that turned off? lemme fix that, is it working for you now?””

A coworker just microwaved grocery store sushi cause raw fish grossed him out. Fuck this country. I quit.

They had high hopes as the team had been drifting rudderless in past years.

Well, it’s an hour away, but probably 2 or 3 hours back.

Um, Johnny Manziel isn’t a woman.

So, what do you all think? Was he drunk, or on coke? I can’t think of a third plausible option. (When on booze/drugs, flee scene and give yourself some time to sober up).

+1 Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack

Use a big enough engine and a brick can fly.

So what? Plenty of Poles end with a ‘ski.

Laugh now, but this guy is eventually gonna figure out a way to have sex with those girls on PornHub, and we’ll be calling him the Thomas Edison of the 21st century.

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

If only this man were made U.S. ambassador to North Korea, Kim Jong Un would see Americans are really just like him.

Nah, just extremely rare. You need a Ford Probe to find one.

Probably because it would have to explore the possibility of her using performance enhancing drugs. She had very dramatic improvements over very short periods, and she retired at 29 one week after random, out of competition testing was announced.