He’s just mad because Keri is a better writer than him

I miss Grantland. I don’t miss Simmons.

It is 2017, we must stop litigating marijuana. The rank hypocrisy of a culture in which we are inundated with positive and affirming messages about alcohol and demonize every thing else is pure folly. Don’t like gay marriage? Don’t marry someone of the same gender. Don’t like marijuana? Don’t consume it. Problem…

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

I am just going to assume the Patriots cheated.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

Adding to the pile of stupidity is that we are so numbed by LeBron’s greatness, we somehow let Kawhi pass him just for the right to sneak into the MVP race. LeBron is only averaging career highs in both assists and rebounds this season. But sure, let’s talk about Kawhi’s 3.4 and 6.0 in those categories.

The live version of this theme is killer!

Didn’t think it was a poor idea at all. Betances has better stats across the board (nearly double the WAR) except for Saves when compared to Jeurys Familia who has essentially the same service time.

I swear to fucking...TWO MILLION. YOU ARE THE YANKEES AND YOU ARE PISSING OFF BETANCES, YOUR YOUNG ACE IN THE BULLPEN FOR TWO MILLION DOLLARS? I’M...I’M NOT HAPPY.

I don’t know about tennis terminology, but it doesn’t decide the case whether it’s common or not, because it is a common way to describe hard-to-defend attacks. I definitely give this guy the benefit of the doubt.

Agreed. This is a non-solution to the pace-of-play issue that the commissioner’s office has decided is the scourge of the century. Ask the players; they know this is dumb. Even youth league kids I coach hate it. Competitors want a legitimate result, not a fluky outcome.

This is the least American thing I’ve ever heard

As a soccer fan as well....fucking ew. No ties or draws.

Yeah this is shade.

please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance please let it be Lance

Excellent piece of writing. I'd love to read something similar about the old 1990s NFL Primetime music...

If you go back to the only other sports theme that I'd call iconic, Roundball Rock, it's the same structure: open big, then go into the guts of the song with the same level of intensity.