Man, few IPs are as warped in my memory as Twisted Metal. I genuinely didn’t remember that this game even had an original music score, since I was so used to playing this game with my cousin and subbing in Metallica, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, etc. 90's rock/metal bands on the stereo. Obviously since TM3 had actual…

Ironically, we are (and have been for at least a decade now) at a point where Nintendo and all of their IPs could just cease to exist in the blink of an eye and the game industry would just carry on unimpeded. Nintendo is still big, but they are FAR from the monolithic entity they once were. Nothing about this project…

I said, ‘Well would it help if we had a crotch slider for the male?’ Obviously it was a joke, but they responded obviously it’s not gonna work out.

Can we just admit that Nintendo is the Disney of video games in literally all of the worst ways? Every year they become more and more objectively, brazenly evil. It’s fucking exhausting.

I suppose, but there will absolutely be demand for this sort of thing, so it will absolutely happen eventually.

Haven’t tried their body washes, but their deodorants are the real deal. Very effective AND won’t cause breakouts on people with sensitive skin. Also they smell AMAZING, without being overly masculine or feminine. Extremely high recommendation for non-binary folx.

Haven’t tried their body washes, but their deodorants are the real deal. Very effective AND won’t cause breakouts on…

Thankfully the side panels are totally decorative and can be easily removed/replaced. I’m sure black panels will be out very soon, if not day 1.

Honey, why is the fridge yelling?

If Sony doesn’t, then other people will. It’s just a matter of time. It doesn’t seem like the panels themselves contain anything in the way of important components - meaning you could easily just 3D-print highly customized ones once people figure out how the clips are laid out (which probably will be done either…

It’s very cool that Sony did this teardown themselves. It’s not often that you see a console manufacturer be so candid about the internals of their hardware.

This has nothing to do with the issue at hand. The right face button is confirm and the bottom face button is cancel on literally every controller that exists EXCEPT for the PlayStation IN THE WEST ONLY. This has been the standard for quite a long time, and Sony is actively bucking that standard for absolutely no…

Lol, what the hell is this. Both Nintendo and Microsoft have confirm in the spot where circle is. This needs to be not only reversed, but the opposite needs to happen - MAKE CIRCLE CONFIRM EVERYWHERE.

This exactly. I would MUCH rather pay a flat fee for a lengthy experience that I can take my time with over several weeks or even months than something that demands my daily participation. I mean, I still do a lot of gaming, but my backlog is currently at least an entire generation cycle long, so no matter how much I…

Friendly reminder that Smash is not a fighting game.

I mean, you’re wrong, but go off sis

The reality of FF is that it is literally impossible to “temper expectations” when a new title is announced. Like, I don’t think people quite realize just how monolithic and influential this franchise actually is. They could release a trailer of just a dude shitting for 3 minutes and slap the FFXVII logo over it today…

This statue radiates horny energy.

“Small” is relative, and it’s still far from an insignificant number of failures. Also, that was one (1) console generation that went relatively smoothly - there’s nothing saying that this gen’s launch machines won’t be absolute overheating nightmares. (The overheating issues themselves have largely to do with the…

Security faults (the ones that can result in CFW, anyway) aren’t really ever patched out until well after they are known to the public. I can’t think of any instance in which only launch models of a console wound up being hackable. This is especially true of hardware-related exploits, which can take months to…

Bye, democracy.