Usually, when things like this happen, the actual behind-the-scenes reason for it is usually quite mundane. I would suspect that this was ported simply for something like testing UE3 features on the PS3 and there was never any intention to actually port the game.

It’s kind of amazing how soulless these manage to be. It really captures the essence of the new 3D models.

I was so looking forward to EVO completely falling apart with all the games that still live in the dark ages of delay-based netcode, and I’m going to lmfao when the four “open tournament” games are the only ones that fucking function.

Religion continues to be cringe. Shocking.

I’m fairly sure that this proves Pattinson is not at all one of us... by which I mean he is definitely not human.

Gamers cannot be pleased in the modern era. For the last decade they’ve bitched about how modern RPGs lack things like minigames, sidequests, etc., “like the classics”. Now that games like FF7R are going out of their way to provide as wide a variety of secondary content as humanly possible, people are bitching about…

This is exactly what I did literally the first time I played it. I got 5 bulls-eyes straight away (it’s extremely easy??? why the fuck are people struggling with this minigame lmfao) and then the inner ring portion of 17 started glowing and I was like “oh, that must be a bonus or something” and went for it. I hadn’t…

I actually really liked the gameplay of DoC, was really impressed by the graphics at the time, and had no major qualms with the story (which I did not at all take seriously). People give it shit just because of the Gackt scene, which, well, mood. But as a third person shooter made by a developer of predominantly RPGs,…

I really like the Rosé flavor actually. I mean sure, it tastes nothing like actual Rosé, but neither does all of the Rosé-flavored candy that’s been popping up lately, which is what it actually strongly resembles. It’s usually the flavor I look for - and if I can’t find it, I just default to a mocha or caramel Monster…

This will never, ever happen.

Prior to this pandemic, “Spacegodzilla Death Corona” would have been the fucking coolest name imaginable. Honestly, it’s still cool. But yeah, bad timing, COVID.

There isn’t.

As someone who lives in Kentucky I’m still reeling from Matt Bevin’s shitshow of a governorship, and I’ve been thinking constantly about how much our response to COVID-19 would have looked more like this if we hadn’t voted him out last year. Andy Beshear’s far from perfect, but he’s at least getting shit done promptly…

Hello internet police officer, may I interest you in a Funko Pop? No? Well, our corporate offices would like you to know that we are not driving, we are traveling, and as sovereign citizens we do not participate in the laws of your land and are under no obligation to give a fuck about your “journalistic criticism”.

Ugh, this. Papa Nier is so wholesome. Brother Nier is just a dumbass shonen protagonist.

>uninteresting

I guess that explains why I’ve spent my entire life having absolutely no cohesive sense of time.

Now they are legally required to add Jin and Eugen.

ACAB, no exceptions.

The superiority of subs shines triumphant yet again.