Sorry, I don’t feel like surgically grafting my left thumb to a weird assymetrical place on my hand.

You say this as if the Elite controllers aren’t utter garbage. Also, I personally fail to see how the DS4 can be improved in any way whatsoever.

Instruments are SO easy to fuck up in media, because unless you have a person who actually plays the instrument in question on hand to consult (or even better, hire someone!), you’re almost guaranteed to get something really simple really wrong. Violins are just one of the strongest examples because 1) they’re so…

I feel like archery is the violin of video game weapons. SO many depictions of violin playing in media are just... unbelievably wrong, they’ll hold the violin or the bow incorrectly, or they’ll use completely wrong fingerings, to the point where it’s instantly obvious to pretty much anyone who has ever played one.

This may work for some people, but it’s 1) not a universal solution and 2) does not address the inherent design flaw of the Joy-Con analogs. I’ve actually dismantled a Joy-Con analog module (because I’ve had to replace one, and I just tore apart the old one to see how it actually worked) and they are quite possibly…

This is about to be completely obsoleted when iOS13 drops, which will be bringing native support for PS4 and XB1 controllers via Bluetooth.

This is about to be completely obsoleted when iOS13 drops, which will be bringing native support for PS4 and XB1…

But mental health is totally not a problem worth addressing in Japan, nope, definitely not.

Amazon is so ubiquitous nowadays that pretty much the only way to truly boycott them and ALL of the services they are involved in, you’d basically have to disconnect your internet connection for 48 hours. They truly rival Google in terms of control over the internet. Twitch is a particularly huge subsidiary of…

didn’t know Heidi Klum was bigger than Lady Gaga but wig ok

Well, obviously. There’s also a healthy heaping of misandry thrown in there for good measure. I also think that that argument is pretty obviously some dumbfuck shit that no one except the most brazen homophobes will even listen to.

Can we just ban white people from any and all forms of law enforcement?

CRITICIZING. A. GAY. MAN. IS. NOT. INHERENTLY. HOMOPHOBIC.

No mention of the boba titty meme? Shameful.

Most of this looks... kinda great, honestly, but Jigen’s beard is downright blasphemous.

Try as they might, Pokémonisn’t that deep, and making it any more complex risks alienating new players. You can thread that needle, but it’s hard, especially when the franchise in question is beloved around the world and has been for 20 years.

God, I missed Younha’s voice. It’s sonic excellence. When I think of where K-pop stands nowadays with a million soul-sucking copies of the same girl/boy groups, it warms my spirit to remember that there are actually legit musicians from Korea.

The only Zelda game motion controls worked well in, for me at least, was Skyward Sword. The motion controls on the 3DS/Wii U games were kind of awful because it was actually pretty uncomfortable having to hold your arms up in the air for any length of time and resulted in more far misfires than it was worth, where I…

OK, but where’s the bathing suit of Thanos’ nude, be-cocked porno body?

OK, but where’s the bathing suit of Thanos’ nude, be-cocked porno body?

I, for one, accept our soon-to-be ursine overlords.