It has 3v3 ONLY, and the lag between 6 players makes the game literally unplayable if you don’t live in Japan. Also, people just really, really want 1v1 back - and it has to, if they ever expect anyone to take it seriously as a fighting game.

Is the secret that Victoria’s a fucking bitch?

Of course they were going to name the child Journey Moon.

RBG needs to be locked away in a pillow fort until Drumpf is eliminated. She is one of the VERY FEW remaining strongholds of American democracy.

I would make a “we live in a society” joke, except that it actually seems like we fucking don’t anymore.

stopped reading at “Apple Magic Keyboard” lmfao

So... You bought it solely because it’s a Nintendo product, regardless of its value or functionality? 

Friendly and obligatory reminder that RetroPie exists and is objectively the superior choice to these lazy cash-grab “classic” consoles in pretty much every way:

Literally all of these “classic” consoles are lazy, shameless cash grabs, mostly preying on people who are too lazy to buy a Raspberry Pi and install RetroPie on it, despite that being by FAR the superior choice in pretty much every way fathomable.

Is it bad that, more than being surprised, I’m just really relieved? This game really needs to just die already, so that they can assemble a proper dream team to make FFXVI the absolute best game that it can possibly be - without being stupidly overblown.  

Literally just fire Tetsuya Nomura already. KH3 is basically finished now, there’s absolutely no reason to keep him around and risk him flushing yet another valuable IP down the drain.

Wypipo must be stopped before they kill everyone.

A Raspberry Pi costs $35 MAXIMUM, and you can simply use any old controller you have lying around, including the Bluetooth-based wireless controllers from ALL modern consoles (meaning that you can stick with whatever your preferred controller layout is!). Sure, you can spend a (relatively) large amount of money on…

The funniest thing I’ve read all week are all the tweets and comments (from primarily radical feminists) suggesting that boycotting this game is somehow a form of “toxic masculinity” and that we’re “sexist” because “girls play mobile games more” or some shit. Honestly, the fact that people can think that way at all is…

It’s very clearly an AU or alternate timeline. There are too many parallel characters but strongly differing relationship dynamics between them for it to be anything but that.

I’m so glad that this genre in particular is thriving in the “retro” landscape. I know this game isn’t *that* retro, but I do very much get late PS2 vibes from the graphics, and the PS2, as we all know, is the Golden Age of survival horror. Honestly, this looks fucking amazing, and I’m really excited to play it.

Someone needs to lay off the goddamn Mystic Tan.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS EXISTS AND IS INHERENTLY SUPERIOR TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE LAZY “retro mini” CASH GRABS:

that’s an extremely low bar to measure with considering CoD fans have absolutely no sense of humor beyond calling children fa**ots on the internet but go off I guess

Well, the actual meanings of those characters are fairly consistent, even in their variation. English, on the other hand, has *hundreds* of extremely common words that have dictionary entries that are paragraphs long, with tens of wildly different meanings depending on the context, and no obvious way to differentiate…