Although I wouldn’t use this because I am one of those degenerates that uses an iPad as their primary phone, this thing is brilliantly designed. My only concern is that it might be difficult using the side outlets if it’s plugged into an outlet that is too flush with the wall. This is one instance where I actually…

Although I wouldn’t use this because I am one of those degenerates that uses an iPad as their primary phone, this…

For real man. I recognized this track immediately and was so tripped up that it would be used like this. If I didn’t know what the words meant, it probably would fit a lot better to me lol

This is SO unnecessary. I really can’t help but feel like Discord has lost all perspective of why people were drawn to it in the first place. It’s become so bloated lately, and this will only further extremify the bloat. Does Discord really think it’s gonna compete with Steam?

Not only are they not off-limits, they’re one of the most vulnerable moments to strike, which is the fiercest way of drilling the point home. This needs to happen A LOT MORE.

Okay but what kind of dumbass mother would let their kid take a driver’s test in their own car STUFFED TO OVERFLOWING WITH WEED AND CASH, unless they trying to get them put in jail???? Why the fuck did she just leave that shit in there? I’m baffled, America.

The more you have to dance the less that will share and have the files. Torrents? Remember when they were all the rage? Yeah well, some content in torrents is impossible to find now without heavy networking with people. It’s not “accessible” in the normal sense.

Frankly, I don’t think anyone who pirates ROMs can be called a “casual”. A “casual” is someone who unironically thinks that the NES/SNES Classic, an extraordinarily blatant and lazy cash-grab with a laughably small collection of games for its price, is a better option than buying a Raspberry Pi for less than half the…

This is ridiculous. The only thing China has succeeded in blocking is keywords. Chinese internet users have developed an extraordinarily elaborate system of codewords and innuendo to bypass just about every single thing the Chinese government has ever implemented. In addition, the two key differences between the…

“Impossible”? Hardly. Difficult for casuals who are unlikely to venture outside of a Google search? Probably. But that’s far from “impossible”.

The fuck does “thoroughbred” even mean in wypipo-speak? Is it code for inbreeding?

God, I hope so. For all of our sakes. For the nation’s sake. For the world’s sake.

This is obviously just a lazy cash grab attempt at their userbase, but honestly, if the NRA continues as it currently does, I could see them just becoming Gun Scientology in a few years. They’re hemorrhaging membership as more and more people see through their bullshit, but they still have so many hopeless saps…

That “grassroots versus astroturf” thing might be the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard from a politician. Astroturf exists because it’s functionally superior to natural grass in nearly every way in the contexts in which it’s commonly used, in addition to being cheaper to maintain. But then again, I guess that does sound…

It is now my life’s mission to make them add “parental/mentor figure deaths” as a trigger option so that I can add every single shonen anime ever made and SHAME THEM INTO THE GROUND.

This is not even remotely how acronyms work.

And no one is surprised.

More than likely, they’ll just skip this episode entirely.

You knew full well that Kotaku would be covering this match, and yet you still chose to come here and bitch about it anyway.