All of them except ketchup, to be perfectly honest. But my go-to toppings will always be either mustard-based chili and relish or kraut and onions with mustard. It depends on the type of sausage, mainly.

Because America is a dumbfuck land of idiocy that is actively antagonistic toward intelligent and capable people.

I feel like that comment alone warrants excommunication

Ah yes, the original Blister Machine.

You clearly have no idea what speedrunning is about. If you think that in any way speedrunning has anything to do with “intended” gameplay, then you’re completely, blindingly missing the point. What is the “intended” manner of playing any game? Playing it at a “moderate” pace until you get to the credits and then…

but i still believe there should be no glitches allowed in speed run world records

This is a good and wholesome college stoner tale, A+

To be fair, ketchup is disgusting.

I’ve never had Jimmy John’s before despite the fact that there’s one basically attached to but not affiliated with my university that delivers all across campus, so I have no idea how good their food is, but damn, this is some A+ service.

I feel this. I have relatives who will drive 30 minutes out of their way to go to the nearest Costco (which is extremely non-competitive price-wise), when we have several perfectly good, and generally equally or lower priced, grocery stores (including an Aldi now!!!!!!) right in town. It baffles me.

Tumblr single-handedly destroyed any and all sense of community within individual fandoms, which was a primary focus of LiveJournal. I’m still extremely bitter about this. Tumblr is only really useful for porn and yelling into the void nowadays.

is this really the hill you want to die on

Every game needs Evangelion-style giant text stingers in their intro.

Demon’s Souls was only retroactively popular after Dark Souls came out and found its own success. Sure, there was a small but vocal group of PC gamers who wanted the game, but that’s not at all why Dark Souls was made.

Dark Souls perfected a lot of the things that Demon’s Souls did decently and fixed a lot of the things that Demon’s Souls did poorly. It was also massively successful, while Demon’s Souls... wasn’t really.

Is Bloodborne your first Souls game? It sounds like you had a very similar experience to mine with the original Demon’s Souls, back when I was first introduced to it. I spent a solid 10 hours basically bashing my head into a wall, not really able to fit my brain into the very particular groove that the game was…

Note that only the white model is listed at that price ($21.31 to be exact), but the link in the article defaults to the chrome model.

Note that only the white model is listed at that price ($21.31 to be exact), but the link in the article defaults to…

If Nintendo wants to deter hacking/piracy, they need to implement an account-based achievement system. Full stop. Absolutely nothing else is going to deter people, because there is currently NOTHING that Nintendo is providing that people feel the need to protect from banning.

It’s not going to be today, and it’s not going to be any time within our generation. Is it possible? Maybe. But we’re not like other democracies - our two parties are so fundamentally ingrained into the fabric of our democratic machine that any idea of ever hoping to oust either of them is gonna take SO much more than…

This is the underlying theme of pretty much any right-winger’s engagement with anyone who’s not a right-winger.