When asked about why he decided to allow the legislation to pass into law, the governor offered an explanation that leans heavily on the idea of protecting the constitutional rights of police officers without ever explaining what rights he feels dash and body cam video violate:

I don’t know if Jezebel does a COTD award like Jalopnik does...but you get my nomination and vote.

“Because of angles.... just like the female orgasm!”

bless you and your A+ paraphrase

So she’s not saying she didn’t sleep with him.

Don’t do anything to artificially manipulate interest.

From Field of Schemes:

I tried it for a while in the early 2000s. I gotta say not being black is a lot harder than white people make it look.

This Burneko fellow’s picture looks a little shady to me. I think he should be water boarded just to be safe.

The best part about some of these “ISIS attacks” is when all of the facts eventually come out.

I know right... Why can’t you say the N-word too?

That should be our focus, not a future domestic criminal trial that may take years to complete.

Take it easy on Lindsey, he’s just frustrated that because of his first name, the RNC won’t let him use the men’s room.

You ever notice that you never see Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi & Colin Kaepernick in the same place at the same time?

To be fair, market research determined 90% of the crowd would leave after the 2nd quarter to beat the traffic, so they stocked up accordingly.

Pretending that the only reason people don’t like her or her policies is because she’s a woman is not helping. I’ll vote for her, but I hate corporatists, and I hate her record in Latin America and the Middle East.

Why does it matter if the president was a man or a woman? By your logic we are better off having a corrupt and dishonest person in office just because she is a woman? Gender equality doesn’t mean female superiority.

Please tell me you’re joking right? Gender has nothing to do with it, I could give two shits if the democratic nominee was male or female. Clinton is just a terrible candidate, through and through, and people are starting to finally notice.

Hillary’s vagina does not giver her immunity to the scandals she is neck-deep in.