Have you been watching the Patriots THIS year? The defense has been the strength of the team. With offense all in the training room it’s been the defense that allowed them to win 12 games. Even in the games they lost the defense gave them a chance to win.

Let’s assume there’s a population of 100 women and 100 men and they’re screwing like rabbits. If you sterilize 90 women, you’re not getting more than 10 babies that year. If you sterilize 90 men, you could still get 100 babies that year.

Cap and trade for children

Ted Wells demands for Peyton’s 4 year old phone have not been answered. Can we assume guilt?

If Peyton doesn’t hand over his phone and all his emails from 4 years ago we know he’s guilty!

Dolphins can find a dime at the bottom of a blacked out pool. That requires a level of detail resolution much higher than that portrayed in the rendering. Our technology simply doesn’t match nature yet.

No more comforting thought than nuclear reactors dropping out of the sky.

“What really happened is that Greg Hardy refused to sleep with you, refused to reconcile with you, and you went berserk didn’t you?”

I like hypocrites who weren’t captured on video. That’s just me.

Everyone knows that by snorting elephant ivory or eating rhino testicle soup men become irresistible to the opposite sex so this drug is unnecessary.

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Under defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, Joyner gets a paycheck bonus for that right?

Umm. West Point doesn’t offer scholarships because no one pays to attend. You are expected to serve for close to a decade after graduation in both active service and reserves though.

In those same 30 seconds, Belichick watched 4 game tapes, implemented 2 new plays, and polished his 6 super bowl rings.

They’re not gunning people at the checkpoints so it’s an improvement?

What creates the magnetic field on the Earth is the movement of metallic core which is a liquid. Mars is much smaller than Earth, so it cooled off more rapidly and it’s core is no longer molten and thus not generating a magnetic field.

Smells like freedom

He’s either a poser who doesn’t really hunt, or just a blindingly dangerous nincompoop

I’m an unpolitically correct person