Cap and trade for children

Ted Wells demands for Peyton’s 4 year old phone have not been answered. Can we assume guilt?

If Peyton doesn’t hand over his phone and all his emails from 4 years ago we know he’s guilty!

Dolphins can find a dime at the bottom of a blacked out pool. That requires a level of detail resolution much higher than that portrayed in the rendering. Our technology simply doesn’t match nature yet.

No more comforting thought than nuclear reactors dropping out of the sky.

“What really happened is that Greg Hardy refused to sleep with you, refused to reconcile with you, and you went berserk didn’t you?”

I like hypocrites who weren’t captured on video. That’s just me.

Everyone knows that by snorting elephant ivory or eating rhino testicle soup men become irresistible to the opposite sex so this drug is unnecessary.

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Under defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, Joyner gets a paycheck bonus for that right?

Umm. West Point doesn’t offer scholarships because no one pays to attend. You are expected to serve for close to a decade after graduation in both active service and reserves though.

In those same 30 seconds, Belichick watched 4 game tapes, implemented 2 new plays, and polished his 6 super bowl rings.

They’re not gunning people at the checkpoints so it’s an improvement?

I’m an unpolitically correct person

No Fallout? No Borderlands? No Half-Life? No Unreal 3? No Quake? No Deus Ex? What kind of half-assed no account list is this?

The go to rich neighborhoods was just common sense. Who gives away full size candy bars? Rich people that’s who. You could set up a candy racket bussing people to the rich neighborhoods for a share of the profits.

If you see a kid with an almost full candy bag you’re likely to hand them a single piece of candy, but if you see an orphan with an empty bag holding it out and saying ‘please sir. may I have some candy, I’m so very hungry” you’re more likely to toss in a bunch. It’s diabolical!

If Roger Goodell has his way, all Planned Parenthoods will become NFL Shop outlets by 2017

Same thing happened to the Patriots. Gronk went after Brady but Eddelman reached up and kneecapped him