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Under defensive coordinator Gregg Williams, Joyner gets a paycheck bonus for that right?

Umm. West Point doesn’t offer scholarships because no one pays to attend. You are expected to serve for close to a decade after graduation in both active service and reserves though.

In those same 30 seconds, Belichick watched 4 game tapes, implemented 2 new plays, and polished his 6 super bowl rings.

They’re not gunning people at the checkpoints so it’s an improvement?

I’m an unpolitically correct person

No Fallout? No Borderlands? No Half-Life? No Unreal 3? No Quake? No Deus Ex? What kind of half-assed no account list is this?

The go to rich neighborhoods was just common sense. Who gives away full size candy bars? Rich people that’s who. You could set up a candy racket bussing people to the rich neighborhoods for a share of the profits.

If you see a kid with an almost full candy bag you’re likely to hand them a single piece of candy, but if you see an orphan with an empty bag holding it out and saying ‘please sir. may I have some candy, I’m so very hungry” you’re more likely to toss in a bunch. It’s diabolical!

If Roger Goodell has his way, all Planned Parenthoods will become NFL Shop outlets by 2017

Same thing happened to the Patriots. Gronk went after Brady but Eddelman reached up and kneecapped him

How about the fact that she’s in a foster home because her mom just died recently? Still no sympathy for the little girl getting beating up by the huge guy?

Ratliff had a similar blow-up in a practice session before the final game of last season

Egypt had a democry for a bit. They got the Muslim Brotherhood and now they’re back to a military dictatorship. Peace and stability is more important than democracy. Iraq clearly wasn’t awesome under Sadam Hussein, but is it better now under a democracy?

I didn’t think you could go anywhere in America and be more than a mile away from a Bank of America branch or ATM.

I don’t get it. If there’s a $10 monthly fee anyway, why not get a no-minimum balance checking account at a real bank?

And here we observe an example of a Buffalo native mating ritual. Notice the complete lack of self-awareness as the male of the species enters a trance like state after consuming copious amounts of alcohol during this annual right of passage.

The center is the middle of the line, you need 1 receiver on either side of him.