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Dancing bear needs to tone it down

Kinda weird to know that they find out the same way we do. Figured they’d have some way of getting inside info.

Nice work NYPD, it only took a month of analyzing the obvious video evidence to see what the entire world saw in 5 minutes...of course, without the video he probably would’ve been charged with resisting arrest.

Not even salted? Ripoff. I wouldn’t pay more than $5000 for an unsalted cracker.

Haven’t clicked link. Betting $10 it was written by a man.

Yes. Go to his profile and see his recommendations. If his own comment is recommended, he starred it. And having done so...I can confirm he did in fact self-star.

-There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
- Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt?
- Tell me, what do you do with witches?
- Burn them!
- And what do you burn, apart from witches?
- More witches! - Wood!
- So why do witches burn?
- ‘Cause they’re made of wood? - Good!
- How do we tell if she is

I for one approve of our new vehicular overlords.

Interesting, but doesn’t specify why. Is it the exercise associated with having sex? Is it the endorphins released from having an orgasm? Or does semen have magic healing powers?

“What influence in fact have ecclesiastical establishments had on civil society? In some instances they have been seen to erect a spiritual tyranny on the ruins of civil authority; in many instances they have been seen upholding the thrones of political tyranny; in no instances have they been seen the guardians of the

Yeah, but they are asses.

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

As I am wont to do whenever I see numbers, I did a little statistical comparison. 150 female victims of domestic violence murders in the UK with a population of 64 million. In the US I found 1,640 female victims of domestic violence murders with a population of 320 million.

Ever heard the phrase ‘stubborn as a mule’? Now you know. Just no reasoning with them.

“History I believe furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purpose.”

You don’t need to make anything up in the Bible. You can find all kinds of sick shit in there.

Scientology: The believe that all humanity’s problems, psychological, physiological, emotional, intellectual, sociological and cosmological are caused by the “fact” that each and every human being has approximately 2,200 “body thetans” (ghosts of dead aliens) inside them.

I pay some people $200 a year to remove them...you’re saying I can actually charge people money for the same leaves?

If Ron Jeremy could make a career in porn, I don’t see why Kim can’t either. But I think she would do it classy. An ‘accidentally’ released home movie shot in gulf war night vision green ala Paris Hilton.