I for one approve of our new vehicular overlords.

Interesting, but doesn’t specify why. Is it the exercise associated with having sex? Is it the endorphins released from having an orgasm? Or does semen have magic healing powers?

“What influence in fact have ecclesiastical establishments had on civil society? In some instances they have been seen to erect a spiritual tyranny on the ruins of civil authority; in many instances they have been seen upholding the thrones of political tyranny; in no instances have they been seen the guardians of the…

Yeah, but they are asses.

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

As I am wont to do whenever I see numbers, I did a little statistical comparison. 150 female victims of domestic violence murders in the UK with a population of 64 million. In the US I found 1,640 female victims of domestic violence murders with a population of 320 million.

Ever heard the phrase ‘stubborn as a mule’? Now you know. Just no reasoning with them.

“History I believe furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purpose.”

You don’t need to make anything up in the Bible. You can find all kinds of sick shit in there.

Scientology: The believe that all humanity’s problems, psychological, physiological, emotional, intellectual, sociological and cosmological are caused by the “fact” that each and every human being has approximately 2,200 “body thetans” (ghosts of dead aliens) inside them.

I pay some people $200 a year to remove them...you’re saying I can actually charge people money for the same leaves?

If Ron Jeremy could make a career in porn, I don’t see why Kim can’t either. But I think she would do it classy. An ‘accidentally’ released home movie shot in gulf war night vision green ala Paris Hilton.

Leviticus 15:19-20
When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening. Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean.

I have a right to pay women less because it’s a sincerely held religious belief! California may be a heathen society that ignores god’s will, but I am not.

So instead of posting the the 10 letters and numbers that would’ve allowed someone to easily verify your claim, you say ‘look it up yourself.’ Makes sense (if you’re full of shit). I did look it up. The only sexual sins Jesus refers to are adultery and divorce.

Chapter and verse? And does that mean lesbians are cool with Jesus?

Republicans will protect your rights if you’re:

Jesus said not a single word on homosexuality, yet look at how evangelicals feel about the gays