“History I believe furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance, of which their political as well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purpose.”

You don’t need to make anything up in the Bible. You can find all kinds of sick shit in there.

Scientology: The believe that all humanity’s problems, psychological, physiological, emotional, intellectual, sociological and cosmological are caused by the “fact” that each and every human being has approximately 2,200 “body thetans” (ghosts of dead aliens) inside them.

I pay some people $200 a year to remove them...you’re saying I can actually charge people money for the same leaves?

If Ron Jeremy could make a career in porn, I don’t see why Kim can’t either. But I think she would do it classy. An ‘accidentally’ released home movie shot in gulf war night vision green ala Paris Hilton.

Leviticus 15:19-20
When a woman has her regular flow of blood, the impurity of her monthly period will last seven days, and anyone who touches her will be unclean till evening. Anything she lies on during her period will be unclean, and anything she sits on will be unclean.

I have a right to pay women less because it’s a sincerely held religious belief! California may be a heathen society that ignores god’s will, but I am not.

So instead of posting the the 10 letters and numbers that would’ve allowed someone to easily verify your claim, you say ‘look it up yourself.’ Makes sense (if you’re full of shit). I did look it up. The only sexual sins Jesus refers to are adultery and divorce.

Chapter and verse? And does that mean lesbians are cool with Jesus?

Republicans will protect your rights if you’re:

Jesus said not a single word on homosexuality, yet look at how evangelicals feel about the gays

I’m sure there is a cozy handshake deal already in place to give Brady a $10 million “team ambassador”

Which is why amphibious assaults against fortified beaches aren’t a common occurrence. Typically helicopters would drop troops further inland where they would backtrack to the beach and secure a landing area for hovercraft to bring in heavier vehicles.

I told you getting the gold plated trash cans was stupid.

The actual phrase translates to “so that her fruit depart from her.” The ‘gives birth prematurely’ line is recently added to fit Christianities pro-life dogma. It clearly references a miscarriage unless you believe a pregnant woman can be hit so hard the baby just pops out of her unharmed.

I agree. None of the republican candidates should be allowed to drink water. It’s a sign of weakness.

So you’re saying Bin-Laden wasn’t all evil?