The AAV wasn’t built to withstand tank or RPG fire. It was built to drive marines onto the beach facing machine gun fire. The big development was the rear opening ramp. So unlike the Higgins boats on D-Day that dropped their forward ramps and exposed troops to incoming fire, the AAV drives onto the beach, drops the…

Could’ve gone for the pedi too, but I guess he wasn’t greedy.

Waffle Houses just aren’t safe anymore. You have to be armed or you might get attacked by old people with crutches.

“And the very fact that my objection to this is being noted is proof positive that there is an agenda attached to this.”

I just hope this distraction doesn’t affect the Browns performance on the field...

“My phone was stolen in Canada and out of my control for about 24 hours.”

The appropriate reaction

So you rave about the displays and don’t have a single picture of the interior?

Yeah, the fact that the dirtbag lawyer waited till the pope left to announce they had met last week is beyond suspect.

So she got a private audience with the Pope and the Pope took pictures to remember Kim Davis? I’m gonna go ahead and call this bullshit.

Jebediah Kerman lives on in our hearts

Ok. How closely do you have to be paying attention to c-span to catch that? I don’t think there’s enough adderall in the world...

Wasn’t he just talking about considering his free agency options TWO YEARS FROM NOW? The dude has played less than a third of the games he was paid for

Too bad more criminals don’t take economics.

232,000 people die every day. There are 86,400 seconds in a day. That means every dead person could get .37 seconds for a moment of silence. That’s if you wanted no one to talk ever again of course.

But if I remove sharp glass today aren’t I destroying the future sea-glass industry?

You could own this replica of a coke bottle for the low price of $52.7 million dollars.

Pfft. My Kerbal space station was more impressive until that unfortunate docking accident