I don’t understand the issue. Every year in January, teams are looking for new coaches and Gruden’s name inevitably comes up. ESPN isn’t paying Gruden against other broadcasters’ salaries, they’re paying against NFL head coaching salaries because that’s what is required to keep him in the booth. He has market value…

Looks like we found the solution to high school football players attacking refs.

Brady would’ve gotten the call because at his speed he would’ve still been in the pocket.

History class...Benjamin Franklin ran to France and begged for help. The American Revolution wouldn’t have happened without foreign intervention. At Yorktown(the decisive battle of the war), French troops outnumbered US troops 2 to 1.

More from Curt:

Could you take Carly Fiorina in an octagon cage match?

How can we blame Planned Parenthood?

Let me see if I understand this ad campaign...just because your brain thinks you’re gay, doesn’t mean the rest of you is gay? I guess shutting out all that ‘noise’ from the brain is something this group is good at.

Greatest regular season quarterback*

Peyton should be kept in cryogenic storage until the post-season, but the important part is that when he’s thawed out, no one is allowed to tell him it’s the post-season. He must think he’s playing regular season games.

Yes, Paul is the only one in the new testament who mentions homosexuality at all. In Romans. So 1 lord and savior, 12 apostles and only 1 dude says anything about it...why is it inconceivable that Paul was just a homophobe?

If Bill Belichick hugs a reporter it will be a sign of a apocalypse. It was foretold in Revelations.

The Cardinals know how to choke people the right way, unlike the Nationals.

Elizabeth Warren already had a skeleton. Scott Brown used it during her senate run. Her claiming Native American ancestry on her Harvard application but not being able to produce documents to verify. It was a relatively tight race for a very important senate seat to both sides. I’m sure a lot of national office people…

Sorta like how the Bible says homosexuality is a sin, but Jesus never said a word about it? Weird the stuff they pick to follow from the Old Testament when it’s convenient to their bigotry.

Kevin McCarthy is the heir apparent and he’s displayed Tea-Party leanings.

“They were chanting against you.”

I agree. My favorite analogy is that arguing politics with a religious nut is like playing chess with a pigeon...no matter how logical and well thought out your moves, your opponent will knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut away like he won.

6. What is the most Jets-like thing I could possibly do in this situation?

Not voting isn’t an option because someone will be elected and if I have to choose between the lesser of two evils than I will. What politicians want to get done and what’s possible to get done is the difference between fantasy and reality. Obama wanted to reform the healthcare system, the original plan included a…