Could you take Carly Fiorina in an octagon cage match?

How can we blame Planned Parenthood?

Let me see if I understand this ad campaign...just because your brain thinks you’re gay, doesn’t mean the rest of you is gay? I guess shutting out all that ‘noise’ from the brain is something this group is good at.

Greatest regular season quarterback*

Peyton should be kept in cryogenic storage until the post-season, but the important part is that when he’s thawed out, no one is allowed to tell him it’s the post-season. He must think he’s playing regular season games.

Yes, Paul is the only one in the new testament who mentions homosexuality at all. In Romans. So 1 lord and savior, 12 apostles and only 1 dude says anything about it...why is it inconceivable that Paul was just a homophobe?

If Bill Belichick hugs a reporter it will be a sign of a apocalypse. It was foretold in Revelations.

The Cardinals know how to choke people the right way, unlike the Nationals.

Elizabeth Warren already had a skeleton. Scott Brown used it during her senate run. Her claiming Native American ancestry on her Harvard application but not being able to produce documents to verify. It was a relatively tight race for a very important senate seat to both sides. I’m sure a lot of national office people…

Sorta like how the Bible says homosexuality is a sin, but Jesus never said a word about it? Weird the stuff they pick to follow from the Old Testament when it’s convenient to their bigotry.

Kevin McCarthy is the heir apparent and he’s displayed Tea-Party leanings.

“They were chanting against you.”

I agree. My favorite analogy is that arguing politics with a religious nut is like playing chess with a pigeon...no matter how logical and well thought out your moves, your opponent will knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut away like he won.

6. What is the most Jets-like thing I could possibly do in this situation?

Not voting isn’t an option because someone will be elected and if I have to choose between the lesser of two evils than I will. What politicians want to get done and what’s possible to get done is the difference between fantasy and reality. Obama wanted to reform the healthcare system, the original plan included a…

Hey...bro...I vote on the issues.

How do you justify cutting spending on education or food programs that make sure children get the foundation they need to succeed? And how do ensure that people can feed themselves when jobs can pay well below the poverty line even for someone who works full time? And how do you make sure people have access to clean…

That’s something that can be done after 2016. Defaulting on the US debt would be a permanent and irreversable decision.

Freedom Freaks have a movie. Mad Max

There are probably 5-6 people in that room who would try to exorcise you. “Stand back, I see this all the time”