‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’

Privilege is the true white man’s burden, apparently.

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

He looks like bad brie.

I love that joke, though the punchline I’ve always heard is, after the hole in one, Moses turns and says: “Jesus Christ, I hate golfing with your dad!”

I have come close to losing it and taking a tire iron to the zig-zag tail lights of the next #%&@!&@# Prius in front of me. And I actually believe that I could convince at least one of twelve jurors that I wuz triggered and not culpable due to temp insanity.

Really don’t get the hate for this car, Priuses, Camrys etc.

It’s a car. It’s not targeted to automotive enthusiasts, nor should it be. It works, it gets great gas mileage, it will haul you and your stuff all over the country if that’s your jam and I’m gonna guess that on the freeway it’s just as engaging as anything…

I had a rental one once when I worked at a Toyota dealer.... Rolled up at a light next to a kid in a lifted Chevy truck, he looked down at me, pointed and started laughing, then his girlfriend did the same.. Light turned green and I floored it... It was at this point that I realized that his big lifted Chevy on 35s…

I mean, I’ve personally had one of the last gen Prii over 100 on a not super long stretch of flat highway. They don’t get there super quick, but they do keep pulling...

Just proves that no matter how much you try to hide science with religion, the truth always shines through.

How can it be income discrimination? You get what you pay for. You choose what and how your money is spent. I busted my ass to get where I am. If you are not lazy and bust your ass. You can get what you want.

It’s income discrimination, I’m telling you.

Basically black everything out to hide the over done angles and fake vents. Got it

Or the money to keep em quiet

These cars are like porn stars. Great to fantasize about, but you really don’t want to deal with their issues.

Butthurt about their badass trucks that they haul groceries in.

That’s about par for the course for truck drivers in my experience.

This has two cupholders, if there’s a passenger with you.

This article is worth the click, if only for all the overcompensating truck owners who need to come in and blubber “but-but-but” about their pickups.

But the Mule cost more.