But for real, I probably won't. The guys doing the Hangover 2 didn't want Mel Gibson in it for his rant about Jewish people, and he was not put in the film. Well Bobby Kotick is a piece of shit to me like Mel Gibson is a piece of shit to Jewish people(And now most other human beings). So when they put him in the film…

He picked an absolutely atrocious example if that's what he was going for. People don't want new controls for the sake of unifying the masses. I want my non-inverted controls, my brother wants his inverted controls. Let us be happy and have what we want. Don't go trying to unify us all by changing the control…

This guy!

Well I'm not gonna go watch that movie.

Yea, and they could remove that one line, so it'd be that much easier :D

"I've always felt that if the industry could just settle on one standard, it would be a lot easier for us developers."

Yea, the girl who has been writing articles for Kotaku and runs a video game site is the result of focus group marketing...

Blacklisting reviewers would be silly, but reviewers were silly when they failed to realize DNF was just a giant fan service. It was going to be anywhere between awful and OK technically, but that was irrelevant. All that mattered was Duke Nukem Forever was out. Go ahead and give it a 5, but at least acknowledge that…

First Halo, and now this. Fuck you Mega Blocks!

I hope so

(Note: If you're a fan of the Duke character, you *might* like this game more than I did.)

hahahahah

Yea, for real.

hahaha so many mad commenters Joel just cause you had the balls to write how you actually felt about the game

I know exactly what you are talking about, and it did suck!

AT&T is fine where I am. Location, location, location...

Spider-Man 2 seems like it will remain on it's throne from what I've been hearing about Edge of Time.

I don't know any specific songs like this, but you may like the artist Deadmau5

Never heard of key chimes. And car open door tells me there's an open door, so that's ok.

I hate thank you notes too! I'd rather just thank them the next time I see them in person.