still good for just text

This is the funniest one I've seen. If you could of thrown a present day J Allard I think it'd have easily been the best

I just want stats! Serious, intense, stats a bout everything! How many times I made something, number of times mining something, longest gone without dying, etc.

Ugh, I dislike everyone who got upset over this. They clearly weren't advocating rape. I'm also totally fine with them dismissing the complaints, because the complaints were preposterous. I mean they have a machine called the Fruit Fucker. Guess what? Fruit can't talk. Therefore it is raping fruit. Why no complaints…

The gave you cancer and killed your parents?! I'm so sorry, they only tried to constantly rip me off and screw developers.

What about developers who go out of business but would have been fine if they got a cut of the used game sales?

Ahh, that is true. But that's not enough to make me like them.

Someone will replace them. Get a job there.

Do you know why you have to pay more for downloadable content, have to pay for content that's on the disc already, and are now having to buy online passes for used games? Gamestop.

When one giant falls another will take its place.

Don't get employed by a company that floats by shafting the two groups who allow it to actually be profitable and a company period(customers and developers)

Muahahahah! Die Gamestop, DIE!!

Aziz Ansari is great too

Tell Microsoft your baby son did it and turn it into a lovely tale of a corporation helping this poor man who just wanted to get another arcade game, but his Xbox 360 loving baby boy - scratch that - girl, was fiddling around and got the wrong one.

Craig Ferguson has some really good standup. It can be vulgar, but it's not Louis C.K. vulgar.

5 dolla!

JK, I ruv you rong time.

Why buy it if you can't wrap a chain around the charger?

Gracias

I HATE YOU! :P