The Wendy’s frosty is trash.

We’ve actually discussed a blog that discloses who each staffer is voting for, not because it’d be interesting but just in the sake of transparency. Do you, readers, think there’s any value in doing something like that?

A bad hombre for sure

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Right, because that’s the first thing that comes to mind when people hear the word switch. Jeez, that’s a pretty lame attempt at trolling.

Its also a thing that turns lights on and off. Silly nintendo.

(Chris Berman in front of animated cranial X-ray) And then his brain went WHOOP (brain bounces off back of skull) and he was BUMBLING RUMBLING CRUMBLING STUMBLING

People, especially neighbours, should be happy and grateful, very fucking grateful, that they get to hear such beautiful sounds for absolutely FREE!

The Ferrari is slower in a straight line. But if you are buying a Ferrari for straight line performance you are doing it wrong.

Hmm interesting. Who is he?

They aren’t attacking him. They are mocking his attempt (except on weekends, when he has better things to do) to play pro baseball.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

this is an unfortunate and completely inaccurate stereotype. tennis history is littered with great Aussie players who were (and are) also consummate gentlemen:

Always epic pass truthers in the comments...

Didn’t say it was or wasn’t. Just said there is no rule against it. That’s sorta how rules work.

Because he didn’t violate a rule??? No contact with the official. Didn’t leave the sideline. What exactly is he getting flagged for? Being upset?

Hey now, my parents paid in cas—

I don’t know if he’s quilty or not. But if you can’t see the fucking “insinuation” that he is guilty in any of the articles written on Deadspin, including this one, then you are fucking stupid.

100% correct, and a tie goes to the defendant in this country.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.