According to Jeremy Clarkson, all the trucks that pull out in front of fast drivers are from East Germany.

Which is why they shouldn’t have ruined one to make that thing.

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past...

But those Wranglers have transmissions that actually work. They’re nothing special but they’re fine.

This could be good, which goes completely against Nissan’s brand identity.

Unfortunately this is kinda true. Which is so sad for this car, it’s truly one of the all time greats.

Subaru Baja.

Who said?

While we definitely should bitch about slideshows and clickbait that leads to a two paragraph blog post, this is the kind of content that keeps me coming back to Jalopnik. And I don’t even like motorcycles.

You didn’t miss out on anything.  It was just a fucking advertisement.  They changed a few paint colors, a few interior colors, and made CarPlay standard.  Why did we need a whole slideshow for that?  Why did we need anything, that’s some pretty vanilla “new model year” stuff.

Wait until I tell you about the Mitsubishi Eclipse.

Ok that’s fair.  That’s how I feel about the GTR.

Idk man, I don’t know anything about bikes.  Definitely wouldn’t be able to pick an “MT10" out of a lineup... but I think that’s a pretty cool looking motorcycle.

That mid-late 2000s TL was also a thing of beauty.  Then Acura decided to give the keys to their design center to an 11 year old.

Good thing you like it because literally every interior looks exactly like this now.

What the hell is wrong with you?  Seamen is brilliant television.

A Formula E car could also do it for longer.  A Tesla would be overheating and worthless after just a handful of laps.

“It doesn’t work for me because my job makes me drive across a state fairly often, so it’s useless and won’t work for anyone.”

This is the case in Utah.  In southern Utah, people drive a billion mph on desolate roads where it’s safe to drive a billion.  In/around SLC, people drive a billion down twisting canyon roads mere inches from semi trucks and then blow through every red light they can find.

In some places it’s not a crime. In Salt Lake City, jaywalking is only a crime if you walk across the light rail tracks, which is totally reasonable imo.