or “Advanced Cruise Control”

So refreshing to see some positive coverage of the Falcons. ESPN is still butthurt from Ted Turner trying to compete with them to ever be unbiased towards an Atlanta sports team.

A GLA is pretty damn small. I find a lot of quasi-legal places to jam my S3, which is longer than a GLA. Obviously not as easy as a ForTwo but not horrible.

I’d like to find those peoples’ videos. Maybe then I’d actually be able to watch what happened since Deadspin’s embedded video player doesn’t ever work.

This. Apartments do not have ghosts but most houses do.

Ford Excursion.

no. the only NFL team president i can name is rich mckay and that’s only because he’s my team’s president.

The only FCA vehicle I’d guess would even possibly be on this list is a Wrangler. My dad has had his 2008 Wrangler as his second car since he bought it brand new in late 07.

MLB does best of 5 first round.

I dated a girl named Cannon. She was cool.

Same. I’d buy them for around $110. But I’d rather spend $495 on a new suit or some killer headphones or literally anything else.

1. That’s not a hockey puck; it’s carpet on the floor of the locker room.

Me please.

Nobody ever considered that Brett Favre might have been broke when he decided to come back... or Tom Glavine... or [insert white athlete]

I would hate an infant if they were a full-kit wanker.

nobody likes a highlight truther.

bad take.

make me one of these out of a clown shoe and I’ll pay 10 grand for it, even with all of these same issues.

dude the best two mountains in North America are in Utah. Alta and Snowbird.

alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.