Brazil nuts used to be called “nigger toes” by God knows who.

The whole point of the Pi zero is the extremely small profile. You might as well get a Pi 3 if you add that board.

“Man” used to be a generic term for a human being in English, like it still is in German (“mensch”). Male human was called a “wereman” and female human a “wyfman”. Over time “man” began increasingly implying masculine person by default, so “wereman” fell out of practice, leaving only “wyfman”, which evolved into…

Or you can do your part by frequenting establishments that have unattractive and plain looking staff.

This is a little poncy.

Wifey: You need to wear dress shoes.

? He didn’t turn down any of those things. He declined to make money, unpaid, for people who weren’t good enough at disguising how little they cared about him.

If you wrote a cover letter to a company for an open job, and misspelled that company’s name, you think they’d offer you the job?

Here’s another tip: Don’t be over 55. You’re not wanted, even if you know your job inside and out.

Mayo on a hot dog is fucking foul.

I would love to read the data behind this “study”. I am a drone pilot. I started with a Parrot AR Drone, then slowly worked my way up to the Phantom 2, then the DJI S900 and now I fly the Inspire 1.

• This could have been done intentionally to balance the boat better. That happens quite often with on-deck shipments when they get into rough situations like that.
  
  In fact, our Ocean Cargo policies (most of which contain wording which originated in the 18th century or earlier) all contain a clause called “General…

My son. *blush*

Porn. He means porn. Bing makes it much easier to find porn images and videos, while Google makes it harder for the sake of some invented sense of decency.

How nice of you to post a TS graphic. Anyone with a security clearance is now technically in violation of the law after loading this page.

What is on the deep web that someone not looking to buy a human, a weapon, drugs, faces of death, or images that appeal to pedophiles that would make me want to investigate a deep web browser?

I am absurdly, ridiculously jealous of this.

Not enough natural light for me.

Whatever, fucker. I expect you to be back in your old ways next week.

I loved Alice in Wonderland, but you made the right decision not to see Through the Looking Glass, no matter your reasons. It was a mess, with none of the charm (as I saw it) of the first one.