Another referential joke from this lame show:  Tim Allen complimented JTT on his car, and JTT said that he worked on it so it'd have "more power."  And then, because America demanded it, Tim did his trademark ape grunt.

I used to think his version of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" was just silly with unnecessarily formal words substituted for their simpler synonyms.  But that last line—"Existence is but an illusion"—has the potential to be frighteningly deep. 

Another funny skit—when Tim Ishimuni interviewed Grogan, the Godzilla-like monster:  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

When John Candy as Babe Ruth attacked Toulouse Lautrec and batted his dummy around, I remember laughing till I cried.  But the Babe Ruth thing was, of course, a reference to "The Babe Ruth Story":  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

When he first appeared, I thought he looked a lot like Norm MacDonald.

In The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Paul Rudd referred to one of his porn videos as a "boner jam."

Ken Marino is in this—and he plays a doctor!

Entertainment 720 would have done it better.

Well, for starters, we used to play in the NBA.

What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

I'd rather listen to "LDB" a hundred times instead of one listen of Barbra Streisand's "Jingle Bells" —http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'd rather listen to "LDB" a hundred times instead of one listen of Barbra Streisand's "Jingle Bells" —http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Jesus' Son has its fair share of rock bottom moments, but the worst is probably Billy Crudup holding a limp and naked Samantha Morton in his arms.

Jesus' Son has its fair share of rock bottom moments, but the worst is probably Billy Crudup holding a limp and naked Samantha Morton in his arms.

I love how in Step Brothers, after Mary Steenburgen tells the story of the high school talent show, won by Adam Scott lip synching "Ice Ice Baby," Jenkins deadpans something like, "That's a really good song!"

I love how in Step Brothers, after Mary Steenburgen tells the story of the high school talent show, won by Adam Scott lip synching "Ice Ice Baby," Jenkins deadpans something like, "That's a really good song!"

Yes—C.T.  I just remember him punching some guy in the face for no reason and being sent home before the game even started, and then he treated the cute girl with cancer pretty badly.

Yes—C.T.  I just remember him punching some guy in the face for no reason and being sent home before the game even started, and then he treated the cute girl with cancer pretty badly.

I watched a lot of those Real World/Road Rules Challenge shows, partly to see what had happened to Beth (boo!) or Ruthie or the Miz.  But then, after a couple of seasons, I started to realize that I kinda hated every single person on that show—especially that thug J.T.  And I can't enjoy a show if I hate EVERY person…