I think he's drinking. I've never been to Russia, but I have been to a few events at Russian catering halls in New York (Rasputin ftw!) and have seen a few guys bring their drinks into the bathroom.

"You just stay the fuck away from B!"

I'm sorry but fuck you if you think a woman can't or shouldn't be a fucking bitch when talking about the abuse she's suffered. And the same goes for a man.

Why hasn't this been upvoted?! It's brilliant!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present Henry, my 11-year old big beigey ball of emotional issues. At the time of his adoption from a rescue center six years ago he weighed 30 pounds, was anorexic, and had a severe upper respiratory infection. There was major neglect and/or abuse in his history (note the stumpy tail in the…

Nope. There's no way someone so small and scrawny could go over like that.

Mormons for fashion tips? Who knew?!

You're in the know, so maybe you can help me. Who's the lady in the awesome orange maxi skirt and where did she buy it? It looks so pretty and floaty.

What? You don't want to watch a minorly talented man having a midlife crisis act out another man's bodybuilder fantasies in the middle of a ring surrounded by people lining up to slash the tires of WWE Creative?

Not related to Wendy's awesomeness: Where was this picture taken? That ceiling is amazing.

It's bullshit. She's usually offered a seat on the next available flight, but only once they did offer money for a flight a day later — which doesn't work when she needs to be at a work meeting that night. I'm sure there's something in the cheap ticket fine print that says something akin to "By agreeing to pay this…

I don't have any personal horror stories, but my best friend flies Spirit about once a month for work. For the past eight months I've I woken up to a phone call that always starts with "These fucking people fuck me again. Now I have to take a later flight" because they overbooked the flight. Since her job arranges and…

At the rate he gets around, what female backstage at any wrestling event hasn't? The guy's the original CitiBike (or Divvy, since he's from Chicago).

Oh, that's right! Because that would be encouraging guys to be gay! Those Russians are so thoughtful to remind us of that.

Built-in bidets?

+1

That's the look my cat gives us when he walks in on sexytime with my husband. The cat's poor face is a mix of "OH DEAR GOD NO!" and "ARRGAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" because he's freaked out by what we're doing and the fact that he knows we'll be chucking a pillow at his head in a second.

You're forgetting the biggest one: City of New York: Staten Island.

Are Californians worse drivers than New Jerseyans?

As a native NY'er, I concur. Everyone hates us, but we don't see past the West Side Highway so we don't think of anyone else. We know they're there. They're just not registering. [shrugs]