Thanks, dude. Now I've got Joey Styles' voice in my head doing play-by-play of Double Dong's orgy.

My God, that was a horrific accident. Hamster's got balls for getting back into the swing of things after that.

He will always be The Stig to me.

What subject did he teach? Professor Harry Beard was a favorite, but my top college crush was on a Russian history professor who wore Versace jeans, smoked a pipe, and had piercing blue eyes. His course waitlists were miles long because everyone wanted to listen to that accent for a 90-minutes twice a week.

I used to have a professor that looked just like this, except he was a smidge shorter and tanned. He was an eccentric archaeologist. And now Harry looks like him. This can only end well for my daydreams.

We've already had to pull an ornament hanger-string thingy (not those metal hooks, but a thick metallic thread) out of the cat's ass. Happy Christmas dinner, everyone!

Shush! Vince will hear you and think we all want to see the Rock stink up the main event again.

[solidarity fist bump]

No no no no no. Dean Ambrose. If they take the vice off his nuts and let him bring some of the Jon Moxley to the table, he would be off the charts. Reigns has the look Vince seems to jizz himself over, has great hair (I just want to run my fingers through it twice), and is a good athlete. He would make a pretty cover…

She's from Brooklyn. Of course.

She might be talking about mine. It takes a massive bra-and-girdle combo to reign in what maternity hath destroyed. Fucking scary.

There needs to be a contest to officially name these crossroads to paradise. With pictures. Lots of them. Might make a nice open thread.

That's some truth in advertising.

Huh, face? I'm too distracted by the tats and those hip bones to notice a face.

No, no, it works. An open-mouthed stare is the perfect visual for a cock-sucking post.

Ben and Jerry's should make that into ice cream.

That area is so fucked at rush hour. Having Super Bowl Tuesday when all the people living and working in that area are moving about would be abominable.

As long as they promise to keep Route 17 through Bergen County nice and clear and free of snow and out of state drivers (like Jersey drivers are somehow superior, I know, I know...), this Meadowlands neighbor is okay with the clusterfuck that will inevitably occur.

There needs to be a drinking or bingo game associated with this.