Oh, this is being added to my reaction file. Thank you.

And that's why Phil loves her.

Definitely not fish sticks.

You won me with the "Uff da!"

I can nurse and play Wii Resort at the same time. It's a great workout.

This could be a new reality competition in the same vein as RuPaul's Drag Race. "This season on Bravo, twenty of America's best queens fight to see who'll get to don green nails and lip sync and jazz hands her way though NBC's latest live musical event!"

Sally would have to be played by a drag queen lip syncing to Liza's original soundtrack. That's the only way I could watch without throwing things at the tv. If I had to watch some skinny-thighed starlet warble her way through "Mein Herr" and fall flat on "Caberet" I'd just..... no.

NPH as the master of ceremonies in Caberet on live tv. And I will swoon.

I can't tell you how many times I've staged this in my head.

Let me see if I got this straight: I drop trou, squat a bit, insert a pill, insert a tampon, pull up my pants, and repeat four hours later? And it increases blood flow? So I'll have to upgrade to a super-super absorbent tampon or add a maxi-pad to the mix?

Vampire Bill's hair is known to have issues. We should all be grateful that he doesn't have bangs.

Thanks!

We've got an absolute glut of root vegetables (turnip, squash, parsnip, etc.) and I doubt we can eat them all in the next few days. How do I freeze them? Can I roast 'em then freeze them? Any good turnip recipes?

He makes a more valid nominee that some of the other jokes being thrown around. Plus, his elbow really did improve.

It's because no one recognizes him without the tan, frizzed hair, shades, and sequins. Or because I'm in the gray and stuck at bottom of the page [shrugs]. And who wants to out themselves as knowing that much about wrestlers.

I could see her throwing down at Studio 54 back in the day.

Nope. Randy Savage. It's his only chance at getting into any hall of fame.

I say we vote for Randy Poffo, because this is likely his only chance at entering a hall of fame.